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Patrick Glendon McCullough
Patrick Glendon McCullough

Bit of burn-out and discouragement and also annoyed to have to go to bed early during the very rare occasion of having Sammy all week, so I skipped the gym this morning. Will get back tomorrow...

2 years ago
@justpaddles it goes by even faster than the video makes it seem. The weekend's moral is that our fathers and baseball teams might lose more than they win but there's plenty of folks that keep rooting for them because they're ours. #weekenddad #letsgomets ♬ original sound - Lina
2 years ago
Young boy smiling at a table with food, drinks, and utensils, featuring a can labeled "北冰洋
A young boy sits at a table with hot pot ingredients, drinks, and a bowl, looking thoughtfully at the meal in front of him

Got to introduce the boys to Hot Pot at a Northwestern Chinese place just a couple of doors down.

3 years ago
Two boys at a table with drinks and food, one holding a small object and smiling, while the other grins widely

Monopoly over dinner.

3 years ago
Man sitting on a bench with two boys, all dressed in formal attire, smiling and posing together

Christmas card photo shoot after church.

3 years ago
Two children racing go-karts on a track surrounded by trees and tire barriers
Two children sliding down yellow and green water slides into a pool with splashes of water
Boy in an orange shirt stands on a mini-golf course next to a hole marked "11" with a putter in hand
Golfer swinging club on driving range with grass and trees in background
Child in an orange shirt swings a golf club at a driving range with a green landscape in the background
Child preparing to putt at a mini-golf course with a flag marked "8" in the hole

Looked online for batting cages and was fortunate to find a place called Costa's in Hawley, Penn. Super reasonable day pass included water slides, mini golf, driving range, go karts, and more!

3 years ago
Two boys walk on the sidewalk, one holding a slice of pizza and the other wearing a shirt that says "Bulldogs
Boy smiling and showing a temporary tattoo featuring the Olympic rings on his arm
Two boys play a game with a ball and a circular net on grass in a park
Child playing with a large inflatable soccer ball in a park setting
Family posing in front of a sign for "TOMPKINS SQUARE PARK" at night, with ice cream and smiles

A fun day including a day of Central Park sporting, and a photo op at Tompkins Square Park with my visiting mom, a Tompkins.

3 years ago
Two people smiling on a ride at an amusement park with a ferris wheel in the background
Sign for the roller coaster "THE TICKLER" against a blue sky with clouds
Man and boy smiling together with a tall amusement park ride in the background
Man and boy smiling in front of a roller coaster labeled "Steel Vengeance" on a sunny day
Child wrapped in a blanket sleeping on the sand next to a pair of shoes
Child smiling with head above sand on a beach
Child with arms outstretched on sandy beach, people swimming in the ocean in the background

Fun times on all the rides at Coney Island with my little adrenaline junkie.

3 years ago
Man and boy sitting at a table in a restaurant, both looking at the camera with surprised expressions, "Bulldogs" visible on shirt

Reunited and getting him the fried chicken from Blue Ribbon for which he had apparently longed while at summer camp.

3 years ago
Man with a serious expression and a smiling boy on his shoulders in a green outdoor setting

Last time I'll see him ​before he's back from Summer Camp in Maine.

3 years ago
Announcement for T. A. McCullough, ex-Confederate soldier, running for Treasurer due to age and infirmity

Once in awhile I'll Google old forebears to see if any new information has been digitized. Today I found a notice in the February 23, 1906 issue of The Newnan News announcing that my 4x-great-grandfather Thomas A. McCullough had been nominated for treasurer of Coweta County, Georgia. He would have been eighty.

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3 years ago

First day really back in the swing of things. Re: New Year's Resolutions, ran 1 mile at 7mph on the treadmill. Possible McSweeney's idea inspired by my eight-year-old gifting me a mug for Christmas with a picture of a grinning donut inscribed "Donut Know What I'd Do Without My Dad". Overly earnest thank-you note from estranged father reflecting on his own father's murder. "I too might once have thought I donut know what I'd do".

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4 years ago
Smiling boy in a suit with a red tie sitting at a table in a festive restaurant setting
Young boy holding a sandwich while sitting at a café window with a coffee cup and menu in the background
Child with blonde hair wearing a blue jacket stands on stairs with yellow and black stripes
Boy in a blue coat leaning against a large eagle statue in a park with city buildings in the background
Young boy in a suit and tie stands on a subway, holding a pole and looking thoughtfully ahead
Child looking at a food cart displaying drinks and a menu on a busy city street
Man and boy in formal attire sitting in a theater, boy focused on a device while man looks at the camera

Sundays in the Park with Sammy 👦

Being that he is just like his dad, my younger son is exhausting. But I savored the opportunity to have a weekend in NYC just the two of us. It involved Macy's, street pretzels, a touristy theater-district Italian restaurant, trains & automobiles, a Christmas Sherlock/Scrooge crossover play, breakfast pastries, Grant's Tomb, and the picnic game for the drives to and from upstate.

I'm going to a picnic and I'm bringing an anaconda, butt crackers, a cow turd, a big basket of dog butt juice, an eagle feather, a fertility clinic, a gun, a Hiroshima bomb, an imbecile, a judge, a kangaroo, a little book about your mom, a marshmallow, a nifty eyebrow, an oopsie-doopsie, a pro man pro go-go man, a queen bee, a rat zit, a stupid man, tighty-whiteys (sic), an under the porcelain throne camera, a vaccine for your-mom-aphobia, a wicked butt rash, an x-ray that is funny from "Daddy's Home" that means he won't get much privacy, your mom's balls, and Zachary Legend tenticle-punched your mom in the balls so hard she got thrown into a galaxy far, far away [sing Universal intro theme], Fox Production.

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4 years ago
A man walks past a whiteboard with code snippets while a child writes on it in a classroom setting
Man with a mustache and two boys smiling on a city street with shops and parked cars in the background
Boy sitting at a table with a plate of dessert topped with strawberries and chocolate drizzle
Boy in striped shirt eating ice cream on a bench in a park with colorful autumn foliage in the background
Two boys play on a playground, one balancing on a bar and the other hanging from a structure, surrounded by autumn leaves

With a forecast for a sunny, 70° weekend, I decided to bring the boys down to NYC. Hit up a sushi place for dinner and a creperie for breakfast (both of which are on my block, neither of which I'd tried...), visited my classroom where Sammy explained my notes to me, and enjoyed Italian ices in Tompkins Square Park. 10/10.

4 years ago
A man and two boys smile for a selfie, with one boy holding a book and wearing a plaid shirt

I always mean to get a picture of the boys after the service before they tear out of their church clothes.

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4 years ago
Man posing as a painter with a child’s face in a painted frame resembling the Mona Lisa
Happy belated birthday. Felt strange posting birthday wishes while we weren't together, you at summer camp out west, me back here. But you don't visit this site anyway. Like the Mona Lisa you are inscrutable and very expensive. The fact that you are just like me is alarming but also makes me love you all the more, always. Thanks for being the Sammy I never knew I needed so badly.
4 years ago
Little Cupcake Bakeshop storefront with a traffic signal and a decorative sign reading "FRESHLY BREWED
Pink box labeled "Little CUPCAKE BAKESHOP" with "COFFEE & DESSERT" and "since 2005" visible
I don't usually go out and do cute New York City things, but my son wrote me from summer camp asking if I could send along a cookie and I figured I'd do one better than a roll of Oreos and had fun running down to this sweet little bakery around the corner from my office.
4 years ago
Child stacking pillows on a bed in a room with orange walls and a lamp
Child standing in the doorway of a rustic log cabin with a partially damaged roof and greenery in the background
Boy wearing sunglasses sitting on a tree branch in a sunny park setting
A man and a boy smile together in a restaurant setting, with a candlelit table in the background
Boy sitting on a wooden bench in a rustic setting, holding a small object
Group of people gathered in a grassy area with informational signs, discussing the surroundings on a sunny day
Got to take a weekend trip to Morristown, just Sammy and me, over the weekend. Stayed in a hotel, always a thrill for a kid, then toured the Morristown Revolutionary War encampment (Sammy pictured in one of the "hutts" that housed 12 troops), as well as Washington's Headquarters and the Jabez Campfield House.
5 years ago
Detective W. D. Anderson attempts to restrain Roy McCullough, who is escaping with a swift motion of his shoulders
My great-uncle Roy.
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5 years ago
A boy smiles at the camera while sitting at a table with two adults in a cozy setting, enjoying a meal together
Long been a fan of Jean-Pierre Jeunet, so when I recently learned he'd made a kid's movie that slipped under my radar (The Young and Prodigious T. S. Spivet), I watched it with my sons. Sammy was delighted by a scene in which the title character evades capture by posing as a cardboard cutout, and he now constantly mimics it.
5 years ago
Two children smiling at a birthday cake with candles and drinks on a table, celebrating with "Happy Birthday" written on the cake
Happy 9th birthday. I love you more every day.
6 years ago
i hop mi dad liks you
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7 years ago
Four figures marching with a flag, one wearing a hat, in a colorful crayon drawing
Hi all--my son's artwork (pictured) was on display at @[315158555299219:274:Peck's Market] in Callicoon over the weekend for Artwalk. Apparently, a gentleman came in to inquire about the pieces contributed by Sullivan West students, and thinking they were available to take, took this one. It was in a black frame. If you took it, no hard feelings--you have excellent taste!--I can understand that there was obviously just some confusion. But please return it to Peck's or shoot me a message. I really want to get it back.
7 years ago
What in the hell have you been telling my son? If I stole all that land, would I be living on a dang eighth of an acre?
7 years ago
AVERILL: When I have a son, I'm going to name him Sam Houston E. Lee McCullough SAM: I'm going to name my son Fire Squat.
7 years ago
"Hank, Bobby and me have decided he's gonna stick vegetables up his nose. He's not gonna take over the family gas station."
7 years ago
Child smiling while sitting in a red hovercraft-like ride with a black seat in a brightly lit indoor space
Belated Averill birthday Woodloch getaway, Day 1.
7 years ago
Three men engaged in conversation while seated on a couch, with one man holding a document and smiling
Trying to clean out an old binder and found this picture of my granddad Glendon McCullough hanging with Jimmy and Gerald.
7 years ago
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a dad who had the car packed and running fifteen minutes ago pacing around and grumbling while the wife and kids drag themselves out of bed.
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8 years ago
85 years ago today, my great-great grandfather was a day away from his appointment with the electric chair in Milledgeville, Georgia. He had been convicted of a murder he committed shortly after his release from a twenty-year stint for manslaughter. He had not seen one of his youngest sons, Roy, since he had been a toddler, but Roy, a prominent member of the Dixie Mafia known as "the Candy Kid", happened to be an inmate in the same prison where his father was to be executed, and officials permitted them a visit. ***************************** MCCULLOUGH SOBS IN DEATH CELL AS FATHER, SON MEET AFTER 21 YEARS STATE PRISON FARM, MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga., Aug 24.--(AP)--An old man, slightly bent, with haggard features and tear-dimmed eyes, looked through the bars of the death cell here this afternoon to say "hello and good-bye" to a son he had not seen in 21 years. He was Andrew McCullough, Fayette county man who is to die in the electric chair tomorrow, and the son was Roy. The meeting was brief; they clasped hands, a few words were spoken, and then they were separated. Roy himself is a prisoner, serving a short sentence for a misdemeanor. But the meeting broke down the restraint of the father. He sobbed, and when he spoke of the meeting afterwards he said "it meant a lot to me." "It meant my children love me," he continued. "I thought they'd turned against me. But now I understand. We all understand." The condemned man appeared to realize that there was no hope of a stay of the execution and he fought against it, sometimes excitedly inquiring whether there was any point of law in his case that could be again reviewed by the courts, and at other times weeping silently and praying for mercy. He said he had been given the best of food but could not eat. He had a good bed, but could not sleep. He had prayed but could find no comfort. "I want to find Christ. I want to have courage to face that ordeal tomorrow," he moaned, "but it seems that I can't." "I feel all right about everything and everybody, but there's one thing worrying me. "I wonder if in the eyes of God, a man is as guilty if he kills a man unintentionally as he would be if he did it intentionally? "I know I didn't kill the man they charge me with doing. It was impossible. I shot from the front and he was hit in the side. But if the bullet hit a rock or something and glanced and hit him, I wonder if the Great Judge would call me a murderer?" It was a dramatic moment this afternoon when Roy McCullough was taken to the death house. As he stepped to the iron inclosure where his father sat, there was a tense, anxious expression on his face. The father did not move, but he looked closely at the stalwart young man appeared in front of him. "Roy?" he inquired. "Yes, papa," the young man replied. Then he grasped the old man's hand. He cried out or whispered something in reply to words his father had spoken. In a few minutes they said good bye. "I was so glad for a moment or two I couldn't think of nothing to say," McCullough related afterward. "I hadn't seen Roy in 21 years--and it took this (he motioned to the small gray door that led to the chamber where the electric chair awaits him) to bring us together again." McCullough has been sentenced to death for the slaying of William B. Baker, former president of the Atlantic Ice and Coal Corporation, of Atlanta. The shooting occurred in Fayette county in September, last year. Alvin McCullough, one of the condemned man's sons, is serving a life sentence for participation in the same murder.
8 years ago
Children enjoying a colorful dragon-themed roller coaster with their hands raised in excitement
The Wayne County Fair is one of the things I look forward to the most every year. The most deliriously happy I ever see the boys.
8 years ago
I've never been short on Tobias Funke moments, but felt particularly mortified by last night's when fighting to get Sammy in his diaper. SAMMY: YOU'RE TOUCHING MY PRIVATES! ME: DADDIES CAN TOUCH THEIR KIDS' PRIVATES ALL THEY WANT! AVERILL: (Encouragingly from the peanut gallery) BECAUSE DADDIES ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
8 years ago
Child lying in bed with stuffed animals, looking at the camera with a slight smile
Saying goodnight to a five-year-old Averill for the last time. You made a lot of amazing strides this year and I couldn't be prouder to be your dad.
8 years ago
Seems like in my day, the most egregious offense in all of kid-dom was to leave an unfinished soda can lying about. This morning, I found the orange soda I'd bought for Sammy only about a quarter consumed and thought "thank Goodness he didn't drink the whole thing."
8 years ago
--What will happen if I run into the road? --You'll get squished like a pancake and die. --Then what? --You'll meet your grandfather and say "Hello, I'm Samuel Glendon McCullough." --No I won't. --Why not? --Because I'll be in the ground in a cemetery. --Not your soul. --What about my privates and my bottom? --Eh... in the ground, yeah.
8 years ago
--Good night, Sammy. I love you. --I'm Spiderman. --Good night, Spiderman. I love you. --I love you, too.
8 years ago
If you went to the funeral of a loved one, and the person officiating said the deceased left a DVD that he wished to have played at the service, and it turned out just to be SPACE JAM, would you sit through the whole thing?
9 years ago
Smiling child wearing a striped blazer and red tie, with an adult's hands in the background
Dapper Sam, ready for Sunday School.
9 years ago
Two young children playing baseball in a yard, one holding a bat and the other a glove near a tee with a ball
Church, then playing ball in the yard. Over-the-top Murica.
9 years ago
Two children in a living room, one standing and the other covered with a blanket on a couch
Inside (watching Sammy's recent favorite: Disney's Legend of Sleepy Hollow)
9 years ago
Passive aggressive bedtime prayer wars. -Dear Lord, thank you for taking Averill's fever away so he can go back to school in the morning. -Dear Lord, thank you for the fever and coughs I still have so I have to stay home again tomorrow.
10 years ago
Man with a concerned expression sitting outdoors, with cars and a brick wall in the background
When Vivi and Averill commandeer my iPod and take a picture of me.
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10 years ago
Small plant sprouting from soil inside a glass jar
My cousin was kind enough to send me some Coweta County earth before Averill was born so I could have it under the bed he was born on to technically avoid him being the first McCullough born on northern soul. It's been in a jar for those many years and I took off the lid today after noticing something growing. Crazy how endurant life is.
10 years ago
An adult reads a book while a child sits on their lap, both relaxed in a cozy chair.
Boompa Reading his beloved Happy Hollisters to Averill. Back to New York in the morning!
10 years ago
Text from a book discussing the challenges faced by early English settlers and their reliance on faith during adversity
Been interested in the Mayflower of late as I (as self-appointed family genealogist) have been proofing all of the missus' descent from Elder Brewster, so I picked up a book on the Mayflower for my vacation reading and was struck by this direct admonition to my sons, here addressed by Bradford. A latter day testament.
10 years ago
Two children interact while an adult assists, with one child holding a yellow bag and the other reaching out with hands.
$4.50 popcorn with Gemma as we wait for Shamu to appear
10 years ago
Gravestone of Thomas A McCullough, Serg Co H 4 GA Cav, Civil War, April 1 1825 - June 2 1908
RIP to my GGGG-grandfather, dead 108 years today.
10 years ago
Young woman with glasses and earrings standing by a doorway, wearing a light-colored dress


Mom looks a lot like her mom.

10 years ago
Child in firefighter costume riding a brown horse at an outdoor event with tents in the background
Averill loved his first horseback ride at the #Jeffersonville #maplefest
10 years ago
Young couple posing together, holding a bouquet, with the man in military uniform and the woman in a white dress
Happy Birthday, Dad. On the radio the other day I heard someone say that most children who wish on the first star they see at twilight are actually wishing on Venus. It's the smallest object in the sky, but its nearness outshines everything. Most lost men look for stars to get them home--I'm glad I'll always have you.
10 years ago
Three generations of men smiling together outdoors, with a baby holding hands with an older man wearing sunglasses
Time finally claimed what the Imperial Army of Japan and 76 years of chain-smoking never could--the life of Eugene Tompkins. Wrote a little tribute to my Granddad at http://p.mccullo.ug/h/
11 years ago
Child lying on the floor with a backpack near a banner that reads "St. Peter's Regional School, Liberty, NY
Averill's PreK drop offs are literal.
11 years ago
After I said grace at dinner, Averill said we should pray for the boy in his class who "cried even more than [Averill] did".
11 years ago
--(from bed) Daddy, can I have some lemonade? --Of course not, go to sleep. --Can I have some lemonade, please? --You can have some water. --With a little bit of lemonade mixed in? --Just water. --Okay. But will you pour it in my mouth while I sleep?
11 years ago
List of Bible verses: "JOHN 10:10", "JOHN 3:3", "JOHN 3:17-18", "JOHN 1:12
Just happened upon Dad's bible and noticed verses on the flyleaf. I can't help but be grateful for the countless lessons he left me, even 20 years on. Our father's voice is never any more distant than we want it to be.
11 years ago
Averill is yelling "BE QUIET!" in his most authoritative voice at a whiny Sam. I want to tell him to stop... but it's working. So conflicted...
11 years ago
Three men posing together, one holding a child, with a dimly lit background featuring signs and decorations
Dad's old boss
11 years ago
Black and white portrait of a young man with short hair wearing a suit and tie
Happy 56th Birthday to the best dad ever. If I have a long life I still won't be able to instill half as much in my kids as he managed in not much time.
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11 years ago
Came home to find Averill playing in his playroom and asked where his mom was. "She went to her friend's house," he said. Rather than realize that this was a preposterous statement from a completely unreliable source, I actually had a brief freak out in the second it took for the missus to walk in from the next room. Now I don't know what to think about his UVA fraternity stories.
12 years ago
Every night at bedtime for the past week, without fail, right after I turn off the lights, Averill says "Well, we sure had a big day."
12 years ago
Two young children sitting on a quilted couch, one smiling and the other with a serious expression, wearing striped pajamas
McCullough boys
12 years ago
It used to be called a Jumpoline until your mother tried it.
12 years ago
Man smiling with two young boys, one holding a baby, all wearing ties and formal shirts
McCulloughs in neckties.
12 years ago
Man and child at a restaurant, child reaching for the man's plate with salad and chicken
Reunited
12 years ago
Baby wrapped in a blanket wearing a green hat, lying in a cozy seat with a neutral background
Just in case you don't have any baby pictures in your feed on this lovely morning