I've never been short on Tobias Funke moments, but felt particularly mortified by last night's when fighting to get Sammy in his diaper. SAMMY: YOU'RE TOUCHING MY PRIVATES! ME: DADDIES CAN TOUCH THEIR KIDS' PRIVATES ALL THEY WANT! AVERILL: (Encouragingly from the peanut gallery) BECAUSE DADDIES ARE UNSTOPPABLE!