Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
Patrick Glendon McCullough
Boy riding a blue elephant with the letter "m" on it in a cartoon prehistoric landscape

When I first built this site, it was an attempt to make something that could be my own personal facebook / instagram / twitter site that I was in complete control of. I even downloaded all of my Facebook and Instagram posts at the time and imported them since the main thing that kept me on Facebook at the time was the "memories" feature.

Later on, I imagined maybe I could build it in such a way that other people could download and host it and add their own name and bio and pictrue, etc... and quickly have their own personal social media.

Then, I imagined that maybe I could give these different sites the ability to connect to one another via some central registry, allowing them to see other sites' posts on their own, and like and share and comment, etc... without ever leaving their own personal domain. But ultimately, social media is only ever as successful as the number of people you know on it, and setting up your own site and hosting it was never going to attract many people.

A couple of years ago, a service called Mastodon came into existence, which had a similar premise. You host your own account (or use one of many, many sites out there, eg. https://mastodon.social) and it can be viewed, liked, etc... by any other Mastodon account.

For a hot minute, when Elon Musk was buying Twitter, it seemed like it might take off, but ultimately I think it was just too confusing for it to ever be mass-adopted.

At any rate, on a whim, I refactored this site to integrate with Mastodon, so if I create a post (like this one), it displays here like it always has, but also publishes to Mastodon (in places like this: https://mastodon.social/@patrick@pg.mccullo.ug) and I have a feed (visible only to me) of other Mastodon users I follow. Unfortunately, right now it's just the creator and a bot that spits out Mastodon stats and analytics. I couldn't find anyone else that seemed very interesting. I got excited to find Stephen Fry, but his last post is from 2023. But it's been a fun distraction from the lingering ache of a breakup...

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2 years ago
Silver SKMEI watch with Roman numerals and a textured dial on a brown leather strap

Feeling whole after next-day Amazon delivery of this $15 watch. A year or two ago, I spent months not letting myself splurge on a Fossil watch that had an analog timepiece, but also tracked heart rate, connected to Bluetooth, etc... When the band on that broke a couple of weeks ago, I realized that the "smart" elements of the watch had either never worked properly, or long since stopped, and that I hadn't cared; I just wanted to be able to glance at the time.

3 years ago

Petition for phones to not autocorrect "its" to "it's". Half the time my phone gets it wrong and it's error is mortifying.

3 years ago
Child looking at a colorful gaming PC display in a store with a sign that reads "LET'S GO

Dreaming of 16 GBs of RAM at Best Buy.

3 years ago
Group of five people smiling and holding drinks at a social gathering, with one person wearing a name tag that says "Eli

Cool software engineers.

4 years ago
LinkNYC kiosk displaying digital text at night with a nearby "STOP" sign visible on the street

I thought these error codes were a cool rendering of the local skyline at first.

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4 years ago

So in building a set-up where I can easily swap out a cover image and profile image and some sort of daily or momentary word--for no particular reason--I thought it might be fun to play with image EXIF data, which I hadn't ever done.

Embedded in the code of the image is a bunch of info about aperture, exposure, colors, and other photography stuff I don't understand, but also GPS. Interestingly, I learned that it doesn't seem to provide latitude-comma-longitude, but instead three different numbers for each. Degrees, minutes, seconds. And you run an equation on those to produce the coordinates. Got it wrong initially, but fixed it so now when I upload a cover or profile image, it says when it was uploaded, and has a pin showing where it was taken.

I have the day completely to myself today so looking forward to continuing indulgence in similarly pointless pursuits.

5 years ago
Child wearing a VR headset and holding controllers in a kitchen, with text quotes about friendship and value
Oculus Quest 2 bought marked-up in a Dollar General parking lot an hour out of town since every store in a 100 mile radius was sold out.
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5 years ago
Really tired of social media for a number of different reasons, but still occasionally feel the urge to share thoughts and pictures with the 2-3 people who follow me on different platforms. A blog might seem like a sensible answer, but that's always overwhelming and never holds my interest long. Piecing together 140 characters that no one will read is a lot more appealing than writing a couple thousand words that no one will read.

So, I built this. It doesn't look like much, but it's got a pretty nifty backend (if I do say so myself) that makes it more or less a clone/amalgam of all the major social media websites. And since I host it, I have full and total control over every video, photo, or note I post.

I have a long-term vision of getting the code for it tidied up enough to be able to have other people run it on their own websites, and allow said websites the ability to connect with other websites on the same platform so that there could potentially be a traditional social-media-esque feed.

Which basically means that a random visitor to your website just sees your posts, but when you, the owner of the website, visit it, you see your posts intermingled with the latest posts from websites you follow, and have all of the usual social media methods for interaction (liking/commenting). But in a completely decentralized system.

Just an idea, and I'll probably get bored of it before I get far, but in the meantime, at least I have an easy way to store thoughts and memories outside of Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
10 years ago
Man with a concerned expression sitting outdoors, with cars and a brick wall in the background
When Vivi and Averill commandeer my iPod and take a picture of me.
10 years ago
Does everyone else now have the ability to not just "like" a post, but express other responses? Don't know what I think about it.
10 years ago
Two young children in a dimly lit room, one wearing a firefighter costume and the other looking curiously at the camera
Glad for the iPod's flash so I could get a picture during Averill's insisted blackout. It's like being in England during the Blitz. He's been into stories about blackouts.
11 years ago
Close-up of a baby’s face with wide-open mouth and visible nose, expressing surprise or excitement
Eating the iPod
13 years ago
Is it just me or is youtube down?