Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
Patrick Glendon McCullough

Vivid dreams lately.

Two nights ago: I'd found some grand beautiful house in New Jersey I was thinking about buying (though I knew I couldn't afford it). Two friends suggested, as an alternative, that I look into affordable housing in New Jersey and guided me through a tour of a dim apartment with narrow halls filled with piles of clothes and black cats. It was depressing.

Last night I dreamed that I was staying with an older friend and sitting moping on his couch. He was trying to cheer me up telling me I wasn't going to die and that I should have breakfast. So I put some oatmeal into his microwave, but thoughtlessly had it in a metal cup so it started sparking and the oatmeal expanded and was pouring out of the microwave. Then my friend collapsed, clearly having a heart attack. He put me off calling for help, but eventually gave in and I ran outside to get a signal and luckily there was a parade of nurses going by. A couple went in to help, then more and more until the house was packed and one of them started to say it was too crowded and lamented the fact that there was no doctor among them.

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5 years ago
I had two dreams about him after he died. I dont remember the first one all that well but it was about meetin him in town somewheres and he give me some money and I think I lost it. But the second one it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin through the mountains of a night. Goin through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin. Never said nothin. He just rode on past and he had this blanket wrapped around him and he had his head down and when he rode past I seen he was carryin fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. About the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin on ahead and that he was fixin to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up.
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8 years ago
Dreamed that I was in a museum in Oklahoma City, talking to a woman and embarrassed because I wasn't sure if she was Elizabeth Taylor or Vivien Leigh. Then Shaquille O'Neal presented me with an 11.5 million dollar check for winning a Subway-sponsored giveaway I had unknowingly entered by completing an online survey rating my latest experience at Subway. Shaq signed it, and I wondered whether he had been added as a signatory to such a massive Subway corporate account, or whether the check was just for show, and the money stuff would be worked out later.
12 years ago
Last night I dreamed that Apple Bottom Jeans were trying to break into the white male market and using Brooks & Dunn as their spokesmen. "Whenever I'm on the road, I can do with just about anything, except my hat, my boots, and my apple bottoms."