Patrick Glendon McCullough
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· 1 min read
1 years ago

People Hold On - Noah Reid

These days I get up on Saturday morning and drive to pick up the boys in Callicoon and turn around and drive back to Manhattan, then Sunday evening drive them back upstate and turn around and come home. But until a couple of years ago I kept an apartment in Cochecton and I would take the train up Fridays after work, and we would spend our weekends upstate mostly, and I would take the train back Sunday night.

I remember YouTube Music randomly playing this song one of those Sunday nights when I was on the platform at Secaucus just before midnight, and it struck me and I listened to it regularly for weeks.

Just a few days ago I thought of it and tried and failed to remember and find it. I could only summon some snippet about a last cigarette, and it wasn't enough for Google to help.

Then just tonight it magically popped up in my YouTube Music recommendations. Funny how these things work sometimes.

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1 years ago
View of a parking lot filled with cars and trees in the background under a clear sky

View from the inevitable Hampton Inn in Monticello. Fun contrast to an Instagram post a couple of weeks ago at the Four Seasons in Casablanca as though that were real life.

I've wanted to write about the past couple of months. Fasting through a Lent that encompassed my fortieth birthday and the thirtieth anniversary of my dad's death and concluded with falling in love and finding myself alone again in the cave Mary Magdalene lived in somewhere outside Marseilles. But you flip through Netflix and feel so overwhelmed with the sheer volume of stories; of what value is ones own? I think Ayn Rand had a quote that was something like "Just because it happened to you does not make it interesting."

On the flight back from Morocco I sat next to a girl who journals then throws them away. I always felt like those were the real writers. It might represent a larger flaw of mine, that if no one reads it and loves it, it (and by extension I) has no worth.

1 years ago
Child in a beige coat holds a large stick, posing playfully near wooden barrels and a brick wall
Child using a vintage phone in front of a wall covered with "WANTED" posters featuring characters from the Harry Potter series
Man and boy holding glasses of beer in a cozy setting with a brick wall background
Snow-covered street with pedestrians and cars, illuminated by streetlights and shop signs in a winter scene

Walked into the Harry Potter Store amid a light drizzle and somehow emerged to find a blizzard.

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2 years ago
Graham Greene "Ways of Escape" An Autobiography on a table beside a red notebook

Just finished Graham Greene's Ways of Escape. My favorite author, along with Christopher Isherwood, I've since read all of his novels and have been reduced to his latter-day autobiographies. They sort of read like the fat cut off from the meat of his fiction. Nothing more than lovely travelogues, as from his account of Israel after the Seven Days War:

"Only an occasional group of Egyptian tanks retained a scorched, upright dignity and sometimes even faced in the direction of their enemy. Some trucks had started through a grove of date palms towards the blue still sea as though their drivers hoped to escape from war. The bouquets of dates hung overhead out of reach, brown, orange, yellow, scarlet: the trucks failed to reach the white beach before they were sent up in flames."

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2 years ago
Modern bar area with wooden accents, tables, and a variety of liquor bottles on display behind the counter
Minimalist bedroom featuring a desk, chair, and decorative wall art

Occasionally when I pick up the boys for the weekend, I drive up the night before and stay at a rundown Super 8 in Monticello.

It was all booked up tonight so I got a room at some place across the river. It seemed empty when I got in around 10pm and I was really caught off guard. Don't know if I've ever been so charmed by a hotel.

The Darby Hotel, Beach Lake, Penn.

3 years ago
Sandy beach with grass in the foreground and a calm body of water under a clear blue sky

Solo Thanksgiving trip to Cape Cod.

3 years ago
View from a bed showing feet, a person sleeping on a couch, and a television displaying a scene from a movie
Two rowing teams compete on a river surrounded by autumn foliage
Two boys pose together outdoors, one in a red athletic outfit and the other wearing a "CORNELL" cap
Two people pose with their faces in cutouts of a painted scene holding a paddle, surrounded by pumpkins

Scenes from the a quick weekend getaway to Princeton to see a friend row for Cornell at the 3-Mile Chase Regatta

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3 years ago

New York To Paris In 90 Minutes. Can This Startup Make It Happen?

The stewardess tightens my five-point harness and straps an oxygen mask to my face. I try to peek down at my Rolex, but the headrest restricts my neck movement to reduce the risk of internal decapitation when we push 5 Gs.

"I can already taste the foie gras at Allard," I say to my mistress, but she is shaking uncontrollably as her breathing exercises fail to stave off a full-blown panic attack.

The stewardesses do not provide information on emergency procedures and there does not appear to be an emergency exit.

I pass out almost instantaneously on take-off, but am quickly revived by the sonic boom as we break the sound barrier. Approaching Mach 5, the view out the window is surreal as oxygen and nitrogen are separated into a brilliant plasma coating the wings.

The vibrations are difficult to describe, but they seem to relax my bowels so that I understand why we were ordered not to eat for forty-eight hours prior to the flight.

The pilot executes a barrel roll that exerts seven times the force of gravity and I am unconscious again.

3 years ago
Child sitting in an airplane cockpit, pointing at the control panel with various instruments and screens visible
Three children interact with a touchscreen display in a dimly lit space
Child controlling a robot on a yellow-lined track using a tablet at an interactive exhibit
Group of people leaning over a red bridge, looking at water below with interest
Two girls playfully point toy lightsabers at a boy sitting on the floor, one with a red and the other with a green blade
A man sits on a couch with three children, two girls and a boy, displaying a mix of expressions and casual clothing
Family sitting together on a couch, smiling, with framed botanical art on the wall behind them

Whirlwind Dallas weekend.

3 years ago
Blue recycling bin with a sign stating "Please do not put your beer cans in the recycling" and "RECYCLING HERE

Sullivan County

3 years ago
Two smiling individuals pose for a selfie by a river surrounded by trees and blue sky, wearing casual clothing and sunglasses

Picturesque day.

4 years ago
Two people on a ski lift in snowy conditions, wearing winter gear and goggles, with trees in the background
Two people on a ski lift in a snowy landscape, one wearing an orange beanie and the other a helmet with "SMITH" label
Child in a green swimsuit smiles at the camera while another child swims in a pool with a beach ball nearby
Two children in ski gear stand in a snowy landscape with a ski lift in the background and a sign visible

Finished three days of skiing at Stowe. Spent most of it with Sammy, whose slightly more tentative approach was more my speed, but did do a couple runs with Averill, including some black diamond trails this afternoon 😬. I survived... though dislocated my shoulder for the first time since 2019. Worth it.

4 years ago

Skiing in Stowe

4 years ago
Boy kneeling beside a car on a roadside, inspecting the tire with tools nearby

Oh fuuuuuuuuuudge.


Tire exploded on the eve of a week where I have to make two round trips between NYC and upstate. Thank heavens for free labor.

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4 years ago
A book titled "The Master and Margarita" rests on a person's lap in a train seat next to a canvas bag.
Maddening traffic on the roads to catch the last train of the night. Never encountered before. Peeled into the station to find train stopped, attendant standing in the doorway. Blared my horn as I parked, then grabbed bags and sprinted to train and made it on to mild chastisement from attendant, which I took with gratitude, apologies, and penitently bowed head. Happy that at least the night's read has been great so far.
4 years ago
Father and son smiling together, surrounded by greenery, with the boy in a green and black shirt and the father in an orange shirt
Come train, go train; hello, goodbye.
4 years ago
Colorful socks, a book titled "125 BOOKS WE LOVE," and a sandwich on a lap in a train seat
With Graham Greene and a tunafish sandwich taking the train upstate for the first time in a few weeks.
4 years ago
Hand holding a bottle of Reed's craft ginger beer labeled "Strongest" with fresh ginger
Punched my ticket to ginger town.
4 years ago
Child stacking pillows on a bed in a room with orange walls and a lamp
Child standing in the doorway of a rustic log cabin with a partially damaged roof and greenery in the background
Boy wearing sunglasses sitting on a tree branch in a sunny park setting
A man and a boy smile together in a restaurant setting, with a candlelit table in the background
Boy sitting on a wooden bench in a rustic setting, holding a small object
Group of people gathered in a grassy area with informational signs, discussing the surroundings on a sunny day
Got to take a weekend trip to Morristown, just Sammy and me, over the weekend. Stayed in a hotel, always a thrill for a kid, then toured the Morristown Revolutionary War encampment (Sammy pictured in one of the "hutts" that housed 12 troops), as well as Washington's Headquarters and the Jabez Campfield House.
6 years ago
That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I have an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
7 years ago
Snippy person pulls over as I'm walking down the road and demands "WHICH WAY TO NEW YORK?!" I smile and throw my arms in the air and spin around: "MY FRIEND YOU'RE ALREADY HERE!!"
7 years ago
Once I was lost in the hinterlands of eastern Pennsylvania. I stopped into a gas station to ask where the town I sought was. The clerk didn't know but a scruffy old redneck in line chuckled and said "Go west, young man", and that's always stuck with me.
7 years ago
Family riding on a trolley with a large teddy bear and children, smiling together in a bright interior setting
Visiting from Callicoon, NY!
7 years ago
A woman and two children pose together near a lamp and decorative figures in a cozy indoor setting
Belated Averill birthday Woodloch getaway, Day 1.
7 years ago
Child smiling while sitting in a red hovercraft-like ride with a black seat in a brightly lit indoor space
Belated Averill birthday Woodloch getaway, Day 1.
7 years ago
Child playing in shallow water at a water park, wearing black shirt and colorful swim trunks
Belated Averill birthday Woodloch getaway, Day 1.
7 years ago
WEBER BBQ sign on a storefront with a cloudy sky in the background
Middle of nowhere in East Tennessee in a strip mall. Bound to be top notch.
7 years ago
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a dad who had the car packed and running fifteen minutes ago pacing around and grumbling while the wife and kids drag themselves out of bed.
8 years ago
Biscuits covered in creamy sausage gravy on a paper plate
What I miss most about the South.
8 years ago
Train set packaging featuring multiple toy trains and the text "FOUR COLORS OF THE STYLE" and "AGES 3+
#engrish at the Casey Jones Museum gift shop
9 years ago
Boy wearing a hat and overalls gives a thumbs up while standing on wooden floor
Ready for NYC
9 years ago
Woman and child smiling while seated by a window in a train cabin
Train ride at @steamtownnhs
10 years ago
Man sitting on a bench with two children, one wearing a fireman costume, all holding snacks in a casual outdoor setting
Out in town like it's summer
10 years ago
Sign directing to "Gates B60 to B68" and "Restrooms" in an airport corridor at night
Terminal B 2AM
11 years ago
Young boy holding a toy train on a platform with a woman in uniform standing by a vintage train car
Ticket to ride the scenic train from Honesdale to Lackawaxen and back!
11 years ago
Smiling child with colorful drawings on his face and hands, saying, "I put lots of colors on me
On the last leg of last week's trip home
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12 years ago
HE WAS HIRED BY 30 SETTLERS TO LEAD A WAGON TRAIN EXPEDITION FROM PHILADELPHIA TO CALIFORNIA. ON THE FOURTEENTH NIGHT, WORD HAS IT, THEY WERE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. AND BLAINE SAID, "DO YOU SMELL IT? DO YOU SMELL THE SALT IN THE AIR?" HE SAID, "WE'RE HERE. I'VE BROUGHT YOU TO CALIFORNIA." THERE WAS A BIG PARTY THAT NIGHT. NEXT MORNING THEY GOT UP. THEY DIDN'T SEE THE OCEAN, BECAUSE THEY WERE IN MISSOURI. UH, BLAINE WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE THEM FOR A LITTLE WHILE THAT IT WAS JUST LOW TIDE AND THINGS BUT HE HAD MADE SOME MISTAKES: BAD WEATHER, WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH THE PROPER ROUTE. BUT EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY WHERE THEY WERE. THEY SAID, "IT'S OKAY WE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO CALIFORNIA. WE'LL STAY HERE."
12 years ago
'You know, you really are a tourist, to your bones. I bet you're always sending postcards with "Down here on a visit" on them. That's the story of your life...'
12 years ago
Two people with their faces cut out posing as cartoon cows with the word "WAHOO!" in a colorful, graffiti-covered background
Last outing of the summer to Wahoo
13 years ago
"You're exactly like a tourist who thinks he can take in the whole of Rome in one day. You know, you really are a tourist, to your bones. I bet you're always sending post cards with "Down here on a visit" on them. That's the story of your life..."
16 years ago
Woke up in Callicoon this morning and am now at my desk in Manhattan.