Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
Patrick Glendon McCullough
3 years ago
Naked came I into the world, And naked must I go out. Don Quixote, by Cervantes

As the old Spaniard once said

7 years ago
McSweeney's announcement about winning the 2019 National Magazine Award for Fiction with a post titled "Les Miserables
Couldn't be prouder to be making my debut at @mcswys. Check out this important and timely contribution to the western canon via link in my bio.
8 years ago
Child in a pilot costume eating spaghetti with a blue fork from a bowl
Chopsticks and dress-up
10 years ago
Lady cutting my hair: Are you from the Ashram? Me: No. Lady: Huh... [Five minutes of silence] Lady: You're not from here though, are you? Me: Heh, no ma'am, not originally. Lady: Yeah, I could tell. You look foreign. You look REALLY foreign.