Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
Patrick Glendon McCullough
2 years ago
Quote from text: "Pedantry. Bullsh t." Commentary on language and grammar by a user named Nick

The shower drain of languages.

2 years ago
Smiling boy in bed with a blue background and fairy lights, looking at the camera with stuffed animals nearby, "dream" visible

Neon Dream

3 years ago

Always odd to me seeing someone on the subway selling candy. What do you need money for? You've already got a big box of candy.

3 years ago
Food stalls with signs for "Oscar's Arepas" and "Frozen Drinks" in a bustling street market setting

Soaking up some Italian culture at the San Gennaro Festival in Little Italy.

3 years ago
Three people holding small American flags stand outside a restaurant, smiling in a parking lot.

Always exporting patriotism.

3 years ago
Naked came I into the world, And naked must I go out. Don Quixote, by Cervantes

As the old Spaniard once said

3 years ago
Boy in a suit reading a program titled "Graduation Ceremony" while seated among an audience in a gymnasium

Worship

4 years ago
pale hair came to life

#aureole

4 years ago
Hand holding a bottle of Reed's craft ginger beer labeled "Strongest" with fresh ginger
Punched my ticket to ginger town.
6 years ago
That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I have an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
7 years ago
McSweeney's announcement about winning the 2019 National Magazine Award for Fiction with a post titled "Les Miserables
Couldn't be prouder to be making my debut at @mcswys. Check out this important and timely contribution to the western canon via link in my bio.
8 years ago
Child in a pilot costume eating spaghetti with a blue fork from a bowl
Chopsticks and dress-up
8 years ago
Biscuits covered in creamy sausage gravy on a paper plate
What I miss most about the South.
9 years ago
Young child wearing a cowboy hat and sheriff badge, holding a red stick while sitting on a saddle in a grassy area
Zane Grey Day!
9 years ago
Child using a spinning wheel while seated on an adult's lap, with various crafting materials visible in the background
Zane Grey Day!
9 years ago
An adult reads to two children in pajamas on a bed surrounded by colorful blankets and decorations
Mim
9 years ago
Child in a green shirt and cap smiling while reaching towards a pig in a pen
In Soviet Russia, pig eats you.
9 years ago
What time is it? Haven't you been paying attention? It's... midnight at the Oasis!
10 years ago
Lady cutting my hair: Are you from the Ashram? Me: No. Lady: Huh... [Five minutes of silence] Lady: You're not from here though, are you? Me: Heh, no ma'am, not originally. Lady: Yeah, I could tell. You look foreign. You look REALLY foreign.
10 years ago
In the midst of a very dry scholarly history of Ulster Emigration to America in the Colonial period appears this gem: "Tradition has it that the Scots-Irishman is noted for keeping the Sabbath and everything else he can lay his hands on."
10 years ago
Woman and child embrace, both smiling, with colorful quilts in the background
Motherboy 30
11 years ago
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.
12 years ago
Good morning, good morning, you cried the whole night through, good morning, good morning to you!
12 years ago
'You know, you really are a tourist, to your bones. I bet you're always sending postcards with "Down here on a visit" on them. That's the story of your life...'
12 years ago
It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
12 years ago
Child sitting on a purple seat in a playground, pointing towards a passing train in the background
"Maybe Thomas."
13 years ago
"I mean, look at Ebony Magazine. Can you imagine what the reaction would be if someone made a 'white' magazine?!" "You mean 'Parade'?"
13 years ago
Take... dead aim on the rich boys.
13 years ago
Oh King Ralph... those stuffy Brits just don't know what to make of you.