Erstwhile Okie on St. Mark's Place. "That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past."
Averill: (Laughing hysterically watching Ernest Goes to Camp) Did you see Ernest launch that exploding toilet at the construction workers?? AHAHAHA!!
Me: Yeah, hehe.
Averill: He killed them all! AHAHAHAHA!
Me: Wh-- no, they... they all ran away. See? Ernest... Ernest didn't kill any--
Averill: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
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10 years ago
TV show idea: "Mugging with the Stars"
Episode 1: "Me and my boy just took your wallet, your watch, and your keys. But I see you still got your fancy iPhone. Probably thinking you're going to call the cops? I got a better idea. Why don't you say what's up to my friend (removes ski mask)... GEORGE LOPEZ."
Episode 2: "Don't you try to be a hero, boy. I know you probably think you vs. me, 1-on-1, it's a fair fight, but why don't you take a look right across the street. You see, I got backup. That's right, that man on the corner, ready to roll up, is... GEORGE LOPEZ."
Episode 3: "I know this seems like a bad dream, but you better realize real quick that it is real and serious as a heart attack or you might not get to walk away. Now everybody get down. This is not a drill, this is not a bad dream, and no, it's not a sitcom either, even though you might recognize my boy here (removes rubber Richard Nixon mask) as the eponymous star of ABC's "GEORGE LOPEZ".