Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
Patrick Glendon McCullough
Luxury watch with a brown leather strap displaying "moon phase" and various dials on a white face

I started getting ads on Instagram for this fancy watch last year. I thought it was lovely and it was cheap-expensive. People online that actually care about watches said it was garbage, but the only things that would have earned their approbation would have been 100x more expensive. And I have never had a problem with things that are attractive with questionable inner-workings. And I was making decent money so I bought one as a 40th birthday present for myself. It was the only one I got. I wrapped it. Then a month or two ago it stopped working. For once in my life I didn't just accept the loss and was pleased to find I had a 5-year warranty. The company is in England so there was quite a bit of back-and-forth about shipping throughout which I was constantly looking to my wrist and not seeing the time. But yesterday the replacement finally arrived and I am whole once more.

2 years ago
Three men participate in a discussion at a table, with an American flag in the background and one man gesturing while speaking

Thank you Randy Taylor for this killer blazer. Wish the Cincinnati got together more than twice a year.

4 years ago
Two men smiling and embracing, both wearing gray sweaters, in a bright indoor setting

Coworker and I wore the same company sweatshirts to work today. Too cute! 🥰

5 years ago
Two children play outdoors, one riding on the other's shoulders, with the rider shouting joyfully
Time to get a trenchcoat and buy tickets for an R-rated movie.
8 years ago
Man in a dark sweater holding a phone in front of a bathroom mirror with glass bottles visible in the foreground
Got a Banana Republic gift card for Christmas and bought one of these zippered pullover sweater things I've always wanted. I feel like it makes me look like the kind of guy whose kids greet him with a handshake and who probably likes to ski.
12 years ago
Man smiling with two young boys, one holding a baby, all wearing ties and formal shirts
McCulloughs in neckties.
12 years ago
Last night I dreamed that Apple Bottom Jeans were trying to break into the white male market and using Brooks & Dunn as their spokesmen. "Whenever I'm on the road, I can do with just about anything, except my hat, my boots, and my apple bottoms."
13 years ago
I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE!!