#anecdotes — Patrick Glendon McCullough

4 years ago

Starship crew discusses temperature settings, leading to a humorous exchange about tea and heat levels

This made me lol.

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7 years ago

"Hank, Bobby and me have decided he's gonna stick vegetables up his nose. He's not gonna take over the family gas station."

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12 years ago

A man was stranded for many years on a desert island, and was one day rescued by a ship. The captain noticed 3 huts on the island and said to the man "I thought you were alone?" "I was," the man replied. "That hut there is my house. The one over there is the church I go to every week." "And the third one?" "That's the church I used to go to." ---- I heard this on the radio this morning and laughed out loud, though I fear it may just be a Baptist joke.

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