Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Bowl containing a thick, dough-like mixture on a granite countertop
Bowl of dough resting on a countertop
Dough ball resting on parchment paper, dusted with flour
Bread baking in an oven on parchment paper
Freshly baked bread cooling on a wire rack with a vintage radio in the background

Over the lent of 2025 I decided to be characteristically crazy and go on a monk-like diet.

For 46 days I consumed nothing, not even water, except for after sundown I would make a porridge from 4 cups of water, 1/4 cup pearl barley, and 1/2 cup of lentils, along with a slice of peasant loaf I would buy at Le Fournil, a French bakery on my corner. With this, I would have 750 milliliters of water to drink.

I went from 170.1lbs to 133.6lbs, saved a bunch of grocery money, and the only minor downside was that whenever I stood up I couldn't see for a couple of seconds.

I didn't necessarily look great with my shirt off, but nobody sees me shirtless anyway, so no big deal; I liked the way I looked dressed. Slim rather than gaunt.

But that particular lent was right before a big trip to France and Morocco, so in the midst of this drastic weight loss, I had a couple of suits tailored, bought some nice slacks, and none of them fit now (I'm currently 177lbs).

I have a black tie weekend in 31 days, so I picked the fast back up yesterday (though I had coffee and water throughout the day) but without the bread, since I didn't have any. I made a plan to run down this morning and pick up a loaf, but then it occurred to me that the whole point of a peasant loaf is that it's simple to make.

I had flour, and salt, and (surprisingly) a leftover packet of yeast from some recent project I can't recall. So I mixed them together, and did the usual dance of adding more water because it was dry, then more flour because it was goopy, and on and on, but then tossed it in a bowl, covered it, and went to bed.

When I got up this morning, just like our savior, it had risen (see pics). It was a bit too wet and didn't hold a form like I would have liked, but I tossed it into the oven at 450 with a pan underneath it that I poured boiling water into for steam.

It didn't get quite as dark as I would have liked, but it looks promising, and held a decent shape.

Will see how it turned out after sunset...

3 years ago

My favorite thing du jour is Bamanda 😍

3 years ago

My new go-to for giggles.

3 years ago
Three boys standing on a subway platform, one holding a drink, with the words "New York" visible on a cap
Boy in a hoodie stands in front of the New York Stock Exchange with American flags visible
Child sitting on the ground, wearing a large green coat, with a snack in hand, eyes partially closed
Two boys stand in front of a monument dedicated to Alexander Hamilton
Child shooting a basketball towards a hoop in an outdoor court with buildings in the background

Scenes from a Sunday.

9 years ago
Boy playing in a plastic tub filled with water, surrounded by toy boats and cars
Bath time has changed since bathroom renovations.
12 years ago
Colorful autumn foliage covers the hills above a winding road and small town buildings under a cloudy sky
Walk to work