Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
Patrick Glendon McCullough
2 years ago
Boys in dress shirts play soccer on a field, with one boy dribbling a ball while others chase him
Man in sunglasses and suit stands with boy in suit holding a cookie in a park setting
Boy in a suit walking on a city sidewalk lined with brownstone buildings and greenery

Highlight of the weekend was a post-church garden social. Proud of Sammy for hopping into a pick-up soccer match with the choir boys. Disappointed in my head seeming disproportionately massive in an otherwise nice photo...

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8 years ago
HANK: Bobby, I never thought I'd need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking. BOBBY: Why do you have to hate what you don't understand? HANK: I don't hate you, Bobby. BOBBY: I meant soccer. HANK: Oh. Oh, yeah, I hate soccer. Yes.