Erstwhile Okie on St. Mark's Place. "That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past."
Jim and Bill are playing golf when a funeral procession passes. Jim takes off his hat and stands silent until the last car passes.
"Awfully decent of you," says Bill.
"Well hell Bill, I was married to her for 40 years."