#cats — Patrick Glendon McCullough

3 years ago

Child petting a black cat near a scratching post and a green cactus, with another cat in the background

Sammy found his new favorite spot on 9th Street. A cat adoption spot.

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12 years ago

Mr. Putter and his fine cat Tabby were enjoying a pot of cinnamon tea and some kiwi jam when the phone rang. "What." said Mr. Putter flatly into the receiver. It was Mr. Putter's neighbor Mrs. Teaberry. "I have an idea!" she exclaimed. Mr. Putter hung up the phone. "Oh Tabby, I wish she would just die."

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