I will know I have become an old man when I finally ca…

12 years ago

I will know I have become an old man when I finally call the sheriff on the camp counselors that arrive in town in the summer and set off fireworks on Main Street after getting out of the bar at midnight. I predict I will be an old man sometime tomorrow.

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