Patrick Glendon McCullough
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Patrick Glendon McCullough
13 years ago
They should make a movie in which every character is played by a totally jacked body builder, but it's never alluded to. Maybe it's about some totally jacked overworked hedge fund manager and his totally jacked wife who is always hanging out with her zany best friend who is totally jacked but then one day the hedge fund manager's totally jacked estranged father is on his death bed and upon returning to his small hometown, he learns what really matters in life via the off-color wisdom of the elderly totally jacked town barber. You really have to visualize it. Like these guys can't even put their arms down all the way and yet no one seems to notice it and they're never seen exercising and they sit around in restaurants sipping wine in suits that look like they're about to burst.