Erstwhile Okie on St. Mark's Place. "That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past."
Averill watches Mighty Machines--a Canadian kids program that shows real footage of big trucks and other equipment while voice over actors pretend to be the machines. They constantly use lame puns, but for all the dump trucks, they have never once said "gotta' take a dump!" It's maddening.
