Erstwhile Okie on St. Mark's Place. "That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past."
10 years ago
Lady cutting my hair: Are you from the Ashram?
Me: No.
Lady: Huh...
[Five minutes of silence]
Lady: You're not from here though, are you?
Me: Heh, no ma'am, not originally.
Lady: Yeah, I could tell. You look foreign. You look REALLY foreign.