--What are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a pickle, Morty. --And? --And? What more do you want tacked onto this? I turned myself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job? --Was it?? --Who cares Morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day. Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'M A PICKLE.