Dreamed that I was in a museum in Oklahoma City, talking to a woman and embarrassed because I wasn't sure if she was Elizabeth Taylor or Vivien Leigh. Then Shaquille O'Neal presented me with an 11.5 million dollar check for winning a Subway-sponsored giveaway I had unknowingly entered by completing an online survey rating my latest experience at Subway. Shaq signed it, and I wondered whether he had been added as a signatory to such a massive Subway corporate account, or whether the check was just for show, and the money stuff would be worked out later.