Erstwhile Okie on St. Mark's Place. "That which hath been is now; and that which is to be hath already been; and God requireth that which is past."
March 2020
8 posts
- Fri, Mar 27Chico is no one's favorite Marx Brother.
- Wed, Mar 25A lot of people are down on unlimited screen time for kids but it makes zero mess and the kids love it.
- Sat, Mar 14I'd like to continue to work for free, Mr. Flugleman.
- Sat, Mar 14i hop mi dad liks you
- Fri, Mar 13I genuinely wish every person on the planet contracted coronavirus right now so we could get on with things. Is this what Thanos feels like?
- Fri, Mar 13Naming different animals to Sammy and asking for him to do an impression. Then I say "what about a bird?" and he says "what about a bird? .…
- Fri, Mar 13That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I have an appointment with…
- Wed, Mar 11Excitedly reading the 10th GOOSEBUMPS to my kids. Kids: (confused and annoyed) Does anyone ever die in these?